EhEh... I wanna get TWO coconuts!

Well, its the end of my holiday and I still cant get enough of it.
Oh btw, i'm single again.

So now, for my super duper fun time in Phuket.
At first, on the day to fly off..... it was kinda half-hearted. Both of us were risking alot on this trip. Well, at first for me, it was like safe and all... but someone jus had to destroy everything. I had such a good cover, still it failed. (i'm guessing it sth I deserve)
Aneways... I returned to find that I became single already, and its jus stressful all of a sudden. I really dun have a plan for this single life yet, I need some time for this reality.

OKok.. now for the fantastic trip.
First night there was simple, we actually had a guide who brought us to the resort which was not too bad at all.. Quite spacious. Hohooooo.. Went to take a walk and got ourselves stuff at the 7-11. Did a bit of walking and got ourselves DURIAN, wheeeee.... But then, it sucked!!! The Thai Durian we ate sucked! It was like a bit cheap but still!!! it sucks... Then we had fried rice and LALA for late dinner. LOL. And then we slept.
Day 2.
Had the hotel breakfast! It was nice, lots of stuff. It was our free day so we rented a bike! LIKE A MOTORBIKE!!!LOL. only 200baht (like 8-9 bucks) for a day! K, we went to this mall which was the biggest of all Phuket, Jungcelyon. Did a little shopping and walking. Then we did the Thai massage, very relaxing. And also the fish spa. LOL. the first 5mins was terrible. ZZZ. Then it was ok. Not sure what it was all about but yea, did it. Oh, seriously rite, jus spend a lil money here and there, they'll treat you like kings. Spend the afternoon walking around, played a gun simlulator thingy, KNN, heavy sia!! Then we left to put our stuff down.
Actually rite, everything we purchased was kinda expensive but still, cheap compared to Sg. Hmmm, it kept raining here and there, by evening we left for the WALKING STREET. Parked the bike anywhere and go only. LOL. The walking street was very cool. lots of pubs and other stuff that I didnt try. Oh, there is this slushy stand that sold fruit shakes at 50baht. Damn good. Lots of stuff to see and try, but we only walked and gave all of the shows a miss. Then we had dinner at one of the better looking seafood resturants (more ex also). It was really fun to pick your own seafood and cooking style. I tink it would have been a bomb to do it in Sg. The Thai style steamed fish was great great great!!! And the huge huge prawns were HUGE!
Oh, everything rite, jus TIP only..
Afterthat, we walked again and it started to rain, so by then we got back and slept.
Day 3.
Had to wake up super early and had our transport to PHIPHI island. Hohohoooo.. Went to find nemo and friends. But the boat trip was super slow. However, the island was really great and we alot of fun. Jumped into the sea and the fishes were all around us. It was really a nice experience. swamed and like fed some treat to the fishes, they would just whack only. LOL. Oh, then when we were bout to leave, I did a somersault into the sea. Hohohooooo.. But rite, I didnt bring camera cos no one would look after, wasted sia. And we didnt bring sunblock cos the guide said only bring our towels. ZZZ
K, we got back to the island and had a buffet lunch. Basket, when I left the food for a while, the birds atk my food sia. Ended up sharing my plate with them cos I didnt want to throw the food away. By then, it was confirmed that every meal included fruits , esp watermelon. LOL. Everywhere also have. Watermelon watermelon everywhere, everywhere. Oh, and the buffet had thai style tao suan.
Hmmm, then then then, we were left on our own for like 1hr plus. And cos the sun was so HOT, we decided to stay under shelter and stone. LOL. Cos even the sun bathing beds by the beach also need to pay. Knn, I pay you to let me tio sunburn ah? SIAO LANG, but apprantly the ang mohs are making it a business. LOL.
K, then we had to take the long boat back, which was terrible cos there wasnt any seats left on the boat. Knn, the koreans damn farked up. I ended up moving chairs for the top deck to the lower deck to siam from the sun (otheriwse sure chao tah). Since it was a moving boat rite, the sun was slowing moving also, piang my position had to adjust according to the sun. LOL. Until I buay tahan, I hid under the whole towel. And she slept like a pig till she had only a sunburn on one portion of her arm. LOL. Aneway... it was really sad that we didnt bring the camera. Hiya.
K, got back by the evening. Had a bit of rest and we left for the beach. Took a walk along the beach and it was nice and plus we took alot more photos to make up for the day. LOL. Oh, there I realised that there were shells moving around the sand where we walked!! Anyway... we walked to the WALKING Street again and this time.... I saw what I wanted! I saw the lady selling fried bugs. There was like grasshoppers, and bettles and worms and roaches. RAWRRRR. K, I bought the grasshoppers. OH my goodness. I ate like three and threw the rest away. LOL. (k, I actually spat the first one out after chewing it) LOL. THen I had to get another fruit juice to rinse my mouth. Well, so I ate bugs.
K, after that we went for another seafood feast! LOL. Had monster prawns again! And stingray(wasnt that good). OH and TOM YUM SOUP!!!
K, went to crash for the night.
Day 4.
Woke up and had our last breakfast there, checked out and we had a tour later in the afternoon so we went to the beach again. We played the Jetski and it was A-W-E-SOME!! I wanted to do the para-skiing but it was like jammed or sth. Missed it but nvm nvm. Oh, then I found out that there was seafood right under our feet. LOL. like seriously, crabs were crawling under the sand, and this Thai guy was showing us how he caught them. K, aneway.. we left for the tour which was ok ook.. Went up to some mountain and took photos of the whole landscape. Took photos of elephants cos we didnt want to sit on em. K, blah blah blah and by evening we were sent to the airport.
Then..... TA DAHHHHhh.. our flight was cancelled. some lousy arrangments were made and we were sent to some weirdo place to sleep cos we were arranged for the next morning flight. Zzzz. Terrible but no choice. made loads of expensive phone calls back to singapore. Hmmm, afterthat, we crashed at some sucky airport hotel. Zzz, we didnt have enough baht so rented bike again and rode out to change money. Zzz. Well, we were basically at some jungle location and the nearest shop was like 45mins away. Piang.
Aneway.. Day 5.
No breakfast. Zzz. Left for the airport and got back to singapore.
Got to the airport and made some noise at the jetstar counter. They seriously didnt handle the prob well. Quite disappointing.